NSB is Norway’s national rail company – this is supposed to stand for Norges Statsbaner – but I have just found out what it really means – Norges signalfeilbaner. This is another revelation the knight from Malta has been able to discover in the short time here. Finally the truth is revealed... Yes, NSB, is Norway’s official signal failure rail experts. They specialise in making signals fails and therefore delaying trains. Yet, they always seem to announce ‘unfortunately there has been an unexpected signal fail at…”. What is strange is that it seems to be only unexpected for NSB – while all passengers are just waiting for it to happen. I really wonder why these signal fails occur so often – surely, they can be fixed. Oh, and soon NSB will be surprised by the snow that will come. which will cause more delays...you see, because it rarely snows here! Though again, the only ones that seem to be surprised are NSB. Well, some like to keep life exciting and therefore want to get surprised by usual happenings!