Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Fårikål feast day and Potato picking holiday week


The last Thursday of September is ‘celebrated’ as Fårikål feast day. Fårikål is a traditional Norwegian dish made from interlaying layers of lamb with bones, cabbage, and whole black pepper thrown in a casserole and cooked till end of time. Don’t take me wrong, I like this dish – but if we have Fårikål day – shouldn’t we have pølse day…wait, I forgot, that is called søttende/syttende mai (National day). Fårikål is served with potatoes – which leads to another interesting fact – potato picking holiday week. Yes, the picture you see, although black and white is very recent taken in downtown Oslo – it is why children have a week holiday…ooops, I meant break… from school – to go and help their parents pick potatoes. Well, today, this potato week is actually called ‘høst ferie’. This change of name was due to the fact that potatoes made a civil claim against the government for using the copyrighted name ‘potatoes’ unlawfully. Anyway, it is a nice week holiday – but you only get it at school – unfortunately not at university. By the time we reach university age, we are expected to try and get ourselves properly educated without the distractions of potatoes, so as to make some money to keep growing potatoes.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Existence of Norwegian minestry of propaganda of meteorlogy


Winter is drawing near....actually, autumn (but really, it feels like winter) and I am now sure that deep within the Norwegian government there is a highly secret ministry - called Ministry of Propaganda of Meteorology. The job of this top secret government office is to convince people that it is warmer and nicer then it actually is. They control all thermometers and temperature signs in Norway. I would say that is usually at least 5 degrees more then it is - when THEY say it's 18 I need a fleece jacket. But you see people believe it - it's indoctrinated into people's mind from when they haven't even opened their eyes. They are dragged behind sleighs, thrown in the snow, taken outside when the sun peeps through the clouds - and are told it is a nice day. But not me, I know they are there....and I want to uncover this propaganda.

More will be revealed later...

Monday, 14 September 2009

Election day - a day of peace and dignity

"I dag får du

ikke kjøpt

alkohol"

Hvorfor??? «Ro og verdighet» This was a reminder on "Aftenposten" the Norwegian newspaper.

Today Monday 14th September 2009 (and yesterday Sunday) was election day(s) here in Norway. And you can't buy alcohol....I'm sorry :-( The reason is to keep "ro og verdighet" (peace and dignity).....as opposed to other days? This has been law since 1920.....as you can see, only recently updated!!!! Surely, are Norwegians mad enough to go totally crazy on election day. It is one of those days that Norwegians should flag - but I think we were the only ones to do it - so I don't think people are that crazy.... How was it before 1920....did mad Norwegians storm the streets, drunk and without dignity celebrating or drowning their sorrows.